Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Why can I not lose weight? (humour)

Why can I not lose weight?
I've eaten salad and not eaten late.
Oh but what about the biscuit or two,
Oops and I drank a wine or few.

Why is losing weight so hard?
Perhaps I need a cupboard guard.
I love food. Chips, chinese and cake,
It doesn't help my daughter likes to bake.

Why can't I just wake up slim?
I don't want to spend hours in the gym.
I bought the book & fitness dvd,
But I haven't actually made the effort see.

I know what I need to do,
But it's so hard who knew!
I must try harder as my jeans are tight,
Lose a few lbs and all will be right.

Hopefully the spring sunnier days,
Will boost me into healthier ways.
Countdown to maxi dresses has begun,
So I better embrace the weightloss fun.





23 comments:

  1. this is fab, i can truly relate to this x #bigpinklink!

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  2. this is fab, i can truly relate to this x #bigpinklink!

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  3. Love it! I need a cupboard guard, although mine would probably be made of chocolate ;) #coolmumclub

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  4. Haha I LOVE this. Those pesky biscuits and glasses of wine! Thanks for linking to #coolmumclub lovely x

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  5. Love it, I have the same daily struggle! #coolmumclub

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  6. Thank you for your lovely comments ladies. xxx

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  7. Hehe this made me chuckle! I don't even try and pretend to eat healthily these days, I love food too much. #coolmumclub

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    1. I'm getting like that too. I've just eaten a Mars bar & I don't even really like them but wanted some chocolate. Trouble is I go on holiday 23rd May & I'm not my summer stuff will fit! Oops 😕

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  8. Haha fab post! I can definitely relate X

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    1. Thanks for commenting Sharon. I wish it was as easy to lose weight as put it on! Really must cook something out of my lean in 15 book rather than just look at the pictures 😆

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  9. God I so need a cupboard guard! Preferably one with sharp teeth, ooh or just a big mirror with really unflattering lighting like they have in changing rooms. That would stop me reaching for the biscuits! :) This post is so me! Brill rhyme lovely!

    Dawn x
    #justanotherlinky

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  10. Haha oh this is totally me, I always wonder why can't lose weight and it of course has nothing to do with the biscuits I ate after my super healthy salad for lunch! I think that's why I have to put in more effort at the gym! #KCACOLS

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  11. This made me chuckle, I need a cupboard guard too! It's so easy to put the weight on & super hard to her rid of it #kcacols

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  12. Love it. The looming summer is spurring me on! Good luck xx

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  13. Thanks ladies glad I'm not alone in my weight loss woes 😊

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  14. Oh I identify with this so much! #KCACOLD

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  15. Good one - I'm a lover of cake too after salad! Thanks for linking up to #justanotherlinky xx

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  16. I love it! This is me! I definitely need a cupboard guard :)
    Laura xx
    #KCACOLS

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  17. Haha - love it! I think I'd cry if there was ever a guard on my chocolate cupboard! #KCACOLS

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  18. You have just described me!!! I really need to get my butt in gear and start eating better! This made me smile.

    Thank you for linking up to #KCACOLS and I hope to see you back again on Sunday x

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  19. Thanks ladies so glad it's not just me although I really need to get my butt in gear. After pretending to diet this week I've stayed the same. Grr!!! I was good for maybe 3 days 😊

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