Being the one able to locate lost things
Only watching PG rated films
Never going to the bathroom alone
Secretly throwing craft projects made by your children in the bin in stealth ninja style
Desperately searching YouTube so you can make a rainforest out of loo roll & crepe paper
Having to say everything multiple times before anyone does it
Being excited if you locate a new park as you've been to the other ones 200 times & you've lost the will to live
Not being able to sleep at night until you've checked the children are ok
Being super proud of the noisy energy sucking gorgeous little people & enjoying the couple of peaceful hours between sleep & morning.
What are your motherhood is.......