Being a mum! Ultimate things that happen/change.

What's my name again? Oh that's right Emma not mum, mummy, mother or mumma.

Here's my list of the ultimate things that happen/change as a mum:

• Never going to the loo alone.

• On the subject of loos at every theme park, restaurant, indoor play area etc always having to locate the nearest loo as a matter of priority.  A new place can be an epic fail based on its toilet facilities.

• Play areas are the new big thing in life. Especially if it has a decent basket swing according to my daughter.

• Buying children's clothes not adult clothes.

• High heels look nice but converse are oh so much more practical & make me feel a smidgen more trendy.

• Trendy is such a lame word!

• Waking up to a child not your partner with a face millimetres from your own.  

• The chorus of "I'm hungry!" can be heard day & night.

• The chorus of "I'm bored." can be heard day & night.

• Alone time is a thing of the past apart from the precious half hour your child can be fobbed off with YouTube.

• Although YouTube can be a double edged sword. I now have an irrational hatred for FGTeeV & have to share my Kindle.

Emma xxx