Thursday, 15 October 2020

The crappy Christmas films guide

We all love Christmas films and watch the classics. Here's my list & brief review of crappy Christmas films. I haven't included the animated children films but love Arthur Christmas and I haven't included Love Actually as it's my ultimate favourite & no way crappy at all. I could actually watch it in the summer.


Christmas Eve with Patrick Stewart (2015)


Absolutely awful! Not Christmasy at all & quite boring. 6 different groups of New Yorkers stuck in elevators following a power cut.

Surviving Christmas with Ben Affleck (2005)

Good cast, Christmas lights, music but just didn't work for me. The plot is so unrealistic wealthy man pays random family for Christmas - so money can buy happiness? The last half hour was a bit better.

Christmas with the Coopers (2015) with Diane Keaton & John Goodman




I liked the idea, staging, music, modern feel but back story of the characters was weak so you don't really care. Also really disliked the narrator voice I don't think the tone/sentiment or something worked. Did have a tear at one point though so it wasn't too bad. P.s the decorations in the hospital are better than some houses!

Christmas Around the Corner (2018)

Features a bookshop called Fortenbury in Vermont, snow and decorations - heaven for a bookworm like me. Cheesily good.

Mrs Miracle (2009) with James Van Der Beek

Widowed dad of twin boys hires a nanny 'Mrs Miracle' who fixes everything naturally. Cute cheesy Christmas film although showing it's age.

Nativity 1, 2 and 3 (2009, 2012 and 2014)




Paul, a primary school teacher, is asked to produce the year's nativity play helped by Mr Poppy.  I'm sorry I know some people love these but my god the plot, acting and OTTness just makes my toes curl & I like Christmas films.

A Christmas to Remember (2016)


TV chef Jennifer crashes & wakes with amnesia in snowy Colorado. Obviously a kindly widower takes her in & they transform each others lives. Classic cheesy American goodness.

Christmas in Evergreen - Tidings of Joy (2019)




Evergreen the most Christmasy town around is searching for it's rumoured time capsule and a skeptical writer has come to town for a break and to get the story on the town's Christmas cheer. I actually loved this & want to visit! They always seem to be Vermont & Colorado. Do they really look like this at Christmas or will I be bitterly disappointed?

A Heavenly Christmas with Kirstin Davis (2016)

Eve Morgan a workaholic has an untimely death & is recruited to heaven. Guardian angel Pearl shows her the ropes and Eve is  assigned the case of Max. Watched this a while ago & remember the coffee shop scenes but can't remember how it ends. Will have to rewatch this year.

Miss Christmas (2017)


The tree finder for Chicago's famous Radcliffe Tree needs to find the perfect tree in 10 days. A letter from a boy promising his tree is perfect sends her to a small town but his dad is less than happy. Cutesy, Christmas loveliness. Who wouldn't want a job looking for the perfect Christmas tree in Christmas card perfect towns?

The Holiday (2006)

Two women from the UK/US swap homes for the holidays to get away from their relationship issues. However, their lives change when they meet and fall in love with two local guys. Full star cast. I haven't actually watched this for years & can't really remember it.

The Holiday Calendar (2018)

Bonnie from The Vampire Diaries who is a talented photographer stuck in a crap job receives a magical advent calendar that predicts the future.

Deck The Halls (2006)

I love this & watch it every year although it always seem to be on bad lists. A feud between Matthew Broderick and; new neighbour, Danny DeVito over Christmas lights.

The Christmas Chronicles (2019)


Kurt Russell plays an uber modern Santa & ends up on an adventure with Kate & Teddy Pierce on Christmas eve. A Netflix original that is getting a sequel. Yay!




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